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Somewhere
over the Rainbow
Dorothy:
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high There's a land that I heard
of
Once
in a lullaby Somewhere
over
the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to
dream
Really do come true
[Bridge]
Someday I'll wish upon a
star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where
troubles melt like lemon drops
Away
above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
Somewhere
over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
If
happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why
can't I?
Munchkin
land
Glinda:
Come out, come out, wherever you are
and
meet the young lady who fell from a star
she fell
from the sky, she fell very far
and
Kansas, she says, is the name of the star
Munchkins:
Kansas,
she says, is the name of the star
Glinda:
She brings you good news. Or haven't
you heard?
When she fell out of
Kansas, a miracle occurred
Dorothy:
It really was no miracle
what
happened was just this:
the wind
began to switch the house to pitch
and
suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
just
then the witch, to satisfy an itch
went
flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch
Munchkin
man: And
oh what happened then was rich
Munchkins:
The
house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
it
landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
which
was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch!
The
house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It
landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which
was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
Who
began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of
what was once the wicked witch!
Munchkin
1:
We thank you very sweetly
For
doing it so neatly!
Munchkin
2:
You
killed her so completely
That we
thank you very sweetly!
Glinda:
Let the joyous news be spread;
The
Wicked Old Witch, at last, is dead!
Munchkins:
Ding-dong! The Witch is dead
Which
old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding-dong!
The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up you
sleepyhead, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake
up, the Wicked Witch is dead
She's
gone where the goblins go
Below,
below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and
sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong's
the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let
them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
Mayor:
As
mayor of the Munchkin City
In the
county of the land of Oz
I welcome
you most regally
Barrister:
But we've got to verify it legally
To see
Mayor: To
see
Barrister: If
she
Mayor: If
she
Barrister: Is
morally, ethically
City
Father #1: Spiritually,
physically
City Father #2:
Positively, absolutely
All
City Fathers: Undeniably and reliably
dead!
Coroner: As Coroner, I
must aver
I thoroughly examined
her
And she's not only merely
dead
She's really most sincerely dead
Mayor:
Then this is a day of
independence
For all the Munchkins
and their descendants,
Barrister:
If any
Mayor:
Yes, let the joyous news be
spread
The wicked Old Witch at last
is dead!
Munchkins:
Hooray!
Ding-dong!
The Witch is dead
Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding-dong! The
Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up you
sleepyhead, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake
up, the Wicked Witch is dead
She's
gone where the goblins go
Below,
below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and
sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong's
the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let
them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
Lullaby
League: We represent the lullaby
league
the lullaby league, the
lullaby league
and in the name of the
lullaby league
we wish to welcome you
to munchkin land
Lollipop Guild:
We represent the lollipop guild
the
lollipop guild, the lollipop guild
and
in the name of the lollipop guild
we
wish to welcome you to munchkin land
Munchkins:We
welcome you to Munchkin land
tra la
la la la la la la la la la la
tra la
la la la la la
Mayor: From
now on you'll be history
Barrister:
You'll be his...
City
Father #1 & #2:
You'll be
his...
Mayor: You'll
be history
Group: And we will
glorify your name
Mayor:
You will be a bust...
Barrister:
Be a bust...
City
Father #1 & #2: Be a
bust...
Group:
In the hall of fame
Tra la la la la
la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la
la
Tra la la la la la la la la la
la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra
la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la
la la la la
Yellow
Brick Road
Munchkins
and Dorothy:
Follow
the yellow brick road
Follow the
yellow brick road
Follow, follow,
follow, follow
Follow the yellow
brick road
Follow the yellow brick,
follow the yellow brick
Follow the
yellow brick road
You're off to see
the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of
Oz
You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz
if ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh
ever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because
Because,
because, because, because, because
Because
of the wonderful things he does
You're
off to see the Wizard
The wonderful
Wizard of Oz!
If
I only had a Brain
Scarecrow:
I could while away the
hours
Conferrin' with the
flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And
my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my
thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only
had a brain
I'd unravel every
riddle
For any individ'le
In
trouble or in pain
Dorothy: With
the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You
could be another Lincoln
If you only
had a brain
Scarecrow: Oh,
I would tell you why
The ocean's near
the shore
I could think of things I
never thunk before
And then I'd sit
and think some more
I would not be
just a nuffin'
My head all full of
stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I
would dance and be merry
Life would
be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a
brain
Gosh,
it would be awful pleasn'
to
reason out the reason
for
things I can't explain
Then
perhaps I'd deserve ya
and
be even worthy of ya
If
I only had a brain
If
I Only had a Heart
Trees:
Said a Tinman rattling his jibs
To
a straw man sad and weary eyed
Tinman:
Oh the smith Trees:
gave
me tin ribs Ooh
But
forgot to put
a
heart inside. Ooh
Trees:
Then he banged his hollow chest and
cried...
Tinman:
When a man's an empty kettle
He
should be on his mettle
And yet I'm
torn apart
Just because I'm
presumin'
That I could be
kind-a-human
If I only had a
heart
I'd be tender, I'd be
gentle
And awful
sentimental
Regarding love and
art
I'd be friends with the
sparrows
And the boy who shoots the
arrows
If I only had a heart
Picture
me - a balcony Trees: Ooh
Above a voice sings low
Trees:
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Tinman:
I hear a beat...
Dorothy:
How sweet!
Tinman:
Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion
And
really feel the part
I could stay
young and chipper
And I'd lock it
with a zipper
If I only had a heart
Just
to register emotion, jealousy, devotion
And
really feel the part
I could stay
young and chipper
And I'd lock it
with a zipper
If I only had a
heart
Oh I may be presumin'
That
I could be kind-a-human.
I'd
be friends with the sparrows
and
the boy that shoots the arrows
Dorothy:
You could stay young and chipper
Tinman:
And I'd lock it with a zipper if I only
Dorothy:
If you only
Trees:
If you only
All:
Had a Heart
Dorothy,
Tinman and Scarecrow:
We're off
to see the wizard
The wonderful
wizard of Oz
We hear he is a wizard
of whiz if ever a wiz there was
If
ever oh ever a wiz there was the wizard of Oz is one
because
Scarecrow: Because,
Tinman:
because,
Scarecrow:
because,
Tinman:
because,
Scarecrow
and Tinman: because...
Dorothy:
Because of the wonderful things he does
All
Three: We're off to see the wizard
The
wonderful wizard of Oz!
If
I Only had the Nerve
Lion:
Said a
lion, poor neurotic lion,
to
a miss who listen to him rave.
Oh!
the Lord made me a lion,
But
the Lord forgot to make me brave.
Then
his tail began to curl and wave.
Life is
sad, believe me, Missy
When you're born to be a
sissy
Without the vim and verve
But
I could change my habits
Never more be scared of rabbits
If I
only had the nerve.
I'm
afraid there's no denyin'
I'm just a dandelion
A fate I don't
deserve
But I could show my prowess
Be a lion not
a mowess
If I only had the nerve
Dorothy,
Scarecrow and Tinman: Oh, you'd
be
in your stride,
a
king down to the core
Dorothy:
You could roar the way
you
never roared before.
Lion:
And then I rrwoof,
and
roar some more.
I
would show the dinosaurs,
Who's
king around the fores,
A
king they better serve.
Why
with my regal Beezer
I
could be another Caesar
if
I only had the nerve.
I'd
be brave as a blizzard.
Tinman:
I'd be gentle as a lizard.
Scarecrow:
I'd be clever as a gizzard.
Dorothy:
If the wizard is a wizard who will serve.
Scarecrow:
Then I'm sure to get a brain.
Tinman:
A heart.
Dorothy:
A home.
Lion:
The nerve.
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion:
Oh,
we're off to see the wizard.
The
wonderful wizard of oz.
We
hear he is a whiz of a whiz,
if
ever a whiz, there was...
if
ever, oh ever a whiz, there was
a
wizard of oz is one because,
because,
because, because, because, because,
because
of the wonderful things he does.
We're
off to see the wizard.
The
wonderful wizard of oz.
Your
Out of the Woods
Glinda:
You're
out of the woods
You're
out of the dark
You're
out of the night Chorus:
Step
into the sun, Ah
step
into the light
Keep
straight ahead Ah
For
the most glorious place
On
the face of the Earth Ah
Or
the sky
Hold
onto your breath
Hold
onto your heart
Hold
onto your hope
Poppies:
You're
out of the woods
You're
out of the dark
You're
out of the night
Step
into the sun,
step
into the light
Dorothy:
We're off to see the wizard
Scarecrow:
We're off to see the wizard
Tinman:
We're off to see the wizard
Lion:
We're off to see the wizard
All
Four: The wonderful wizard of
Oz!
Ensemble:
Ah! Ah!
Act
II
Girls
Chorus:
You're out
of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the
night.
Step into the sun
Step into the light.
Keep straight
ahead for the most glorious place
On the face of the earth or the
sky
Hold onto your breath
Hold onto your heart
Hold onto
your hope
March up to the gate and bid it open, open!
Merry
Old Land of OZ
Guard
and Ozians:
Ha
ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-la's
That's how we laugh
the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Buzz buzz buzz, chirp
chirp chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets
crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
We get up at twelve
and start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch and then at two
we're done
Guard,
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion: Jolly
good fun!
Guard
and Ozians: Ha
ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh
the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Guard,
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion:
Ha
ha ha, ho ho ho
And
a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
With a
ho ho ho Ha ha ha,
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Cut
Cut Girls:
Pat pat here, pat pat there
And a couple of brand new
straws
That's how we keep you young and fair
In
the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Cut
Cut Boys:
Rub rub here, rub rub there
Whether you're tin or brass
That's
how we keep you in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Cut
Cut Girls:
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Dorothy:
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Cut
Cut Girls: Uh-huh!
Dorothy:
Jolly
old town!
Cut
Cut Girls: Clip-clip
here, clip-clip there
We give the roughest claws
Lion:
That certain air of savoir-faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Scarecrow:
Ha ha ha
Tinman:
ho ho ho,
Dorothy:
ho ho ho
All
Four: ho That's how we laugh
the
day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz.
Guard:
We get up at twelve and start to work at one
Guard,
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion: Take an hour for lunch
and
then at two we're done
All:
Jolly Good fun!
Ensemble: Ha ha ha!
Ho,
ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
That's
how we laugh
the
day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz.
That's
how we laugh the day away
with
Aah ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha, ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha!
In the Merry Old Land
Merry Old Land
Merry Old, Merry
Old
Merry Old Land of Oz!
Reprise:
All:
That's
how we laugh the day away
with
Aah ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha, ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha,
Aah
ha ha!
King
of the Forest
Lion:
If
I were king of the forest
Not
queen, not duke, not prince
My
regal robes of the forest
Would
be satin, and not cotton, and not chintz
I'd
command each thing, be it fish or fowl
With
a woof and a woof and a royal growl-woof
(spoken)
As
I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel!
And
the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow!
(Sung)
And
the sparrow would take wing
If
I, if I, were king!
Each
rabbit would show respect to me
The
chipmunks genuflect to me
Though
my tail would lash, I would show compash
For
every underling!
'FI,'FI,
If I, were king!
Just
king!
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, & Tin Man:
Monarch
of all you survey
Lion: Monaaaaaaarch.
Aw, Shucks!
All Four:
Of
all I/you survey!
Dorothy:
Your
Majesty, if you were King,
you
wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Lion:
Not
nobody, not nohow!
Tin
Man: Not
even a rhinoceros?
Lion:
Imposserous!
Dorothy:
How
about a hippopotamus?
Lion:
Why,
I'd trash him from top to bottomamus!
Dorothy:
Supposin'
you met an elephant?
Lion:
I'd
wrap him up in cellophant!
Scarecrow:
What
if it were a brontosaurus?
Lion: I'd
show him who was king of the forest!
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, & Tin Man: How?
Lion:
How?
Courage!
What makes a king out of a slave?
Courage!
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
Courage!
What makes the elephant charge his tusk,
in
the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What
makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage!
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
Courage! What makes the dawn
come up like thunder
Courage! What makes the Hottentot
so hot? What puts the "ape" in
apricot?
What have they got that I
ain't got?
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, & Tin Man: Courage!
Lion:
You
can say that again!
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, & Tin Man:
For
courage is the thing of things
Lion:
With
courage I'd be king of kings
All four: And
the
whole year round
I'd/you'd
be hailed and crowned by every living thing
Lion:
'FI,
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, & Tin Man: 'Fhe,
Lion:
'FI,
Dorothy,
Scarecrow, & Tin Man: 'Fhe,
All
Four:
'FI/'Fhe,were King!
March
of the Winkies
Winkies:
Yoo-hee-hoo! Yo-ho!
Yoo-hee-hoo!
Yo-ho!
Yoo-hee-hoo!
Yo-ho!(repeat ad libitum.)
The Jitterbug
Dorothy: Did you
just
hear what I just heard?
Scarecrow: That
noise didn't
come from an ordinary bird
Dorothy: It may be
just a
cricket or a critter in
the trees
Tinman: It's giving
me the jitters
in the joints around my
knees
Lion: I think I see
a shadow
and it's fuzzy and it's
furry
Scarecrow: I havn't
got a brain
but I think I ought to
worry
Tinman: I havn't
got a heart
but I feel a palpatation
Lion: As monarch of
the forest
I don't like the
sitchyashun
Dorothy: Are you
gonna stand around
and let him fill us full
of
horror? (to lion)
Lion: I'd like to
roar them down...
But I think I lost my
roarer
Dorothy: Who's that
hiding in the tree tops?
It's that rascal The
jitterbug!
Should you catch him
buzzing 'round you?
Keep away from The
jitterbug!
Oh the bees in the breeze
and the bats in the trees
Have a terrible, horrible
buzz
But the bees in the breeze
and the bats in the trees
Couldn't do what the
jitterbug does.
So just be careful of that
rascal
keep away from The
Jitterbug! The Jitterbug!
Tinman/Scarecrow/Lion/Dorothy:
Oh, the bees in the breeze
and the bats in the trees
Have a terrible horrible
buzz
But the bees in the breeze
and the bats in the trees
couldn't do what the
jitterbug does.
Dorothy: So be
careful of the rascal
Keep away from
Tinman/Scarecrow/Lion/Dorothy:
The Jitterbug!
The Jitterbug!
The Jitterbug!
The Jitterbug!
Tinman/Scarecrow/Lion/Dorothy:
Oh the jitter!
Oh the bug!
Oh the jitterbug Do-Wa,
Do-Wa, Do-Wa, Do-Wa
On a twitter In the throes
Oh the critter's got me
dancing on a thousand toes
That she blows!
All/Jitterbugs:
Di-it, Di-did-it,
Di-did-it, Di-did-it,
Di-it, Di-did-it,
Di-did-it,
(X4)
Who's the hi-hi-hiding
In the tree-hee-hee tops?
It's that rascal the
jitterbug,
jitterbug, jitterbug!
Should you ca-ya-yatch him
buzzing rou-rou-round you
Keep away from the
jitterbug,
jitterbug, jitterbug
Jitterbugs:
Oh, the bees in the breeze
and the bats in the trees
Have a terrible horrible
buzz
But the bees in the breeze
and the bats in the trees
couldn't do what the
jitterbug
do what the jitterbug
do what the jitterbug does
(All:)
So be careful of that
rascal
keep away from The
jitterbug, jitterbug,
jitterbug, jitterbug,
jitterbug,
Look out for that bug!
March of the Winkies
Winkies:
Yoo-hee-hoo! Yo-ho!
Yoo-hee-hoo!
Yo-ho!
Yoo-hee-hoo!
Yo-ho!(repeat ad Librium.)
Over
the Rainbow reprise
Dorothy:
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away
above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
Somewhere
over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly...
Ding
Dong the Witch is Dead
Winkies:
Ding-dong! The Witch is dead
Which
old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding-dong!
The Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone
where the goblins go
Below, below,
below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing
and ring the bells out
Ding-dong's
the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let
them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
