Thursday, August 24, 2023

101 Dalmatians Music

 


Dalmatian Conga

All: Listen to our puppy allegory;

(that‘s another word for funny story).

Such Dalmatian bravery and glory!

Meet our parents Pongo and Perdita.

Meet their pets called Roger and Anita.

Life with them could not be any sweeta!

Mean Cruella! She tried to take us away!

Mean Cruella! She tried to ruin the day!

Mean Cruella!

She really gives us a chill! Brrrr!

Cruella: Call me Miss DeVil!

Roger: Wait right there, we shouldn‘t get ahead now...

Anita: They don‘t understand a thing we‘ve said

now!

All: Let‘s not tell; let‘s act it out instead now.

We‘ll all have some fun.

You‘ll count when you‘re done

a hundred and one.......... Dalmatians!

Thunderbolt Adventure Hour

All: Thunderbolt!
Hounding hoodlums with a howl
Bad no-goodniks hear his growl
Thunderbolt!
Desperados cringe in fear
Mighty Thunderbolt is here
Righting wrongs and doing right
Barking boldly in the night
The one-of-a-kind wonderdog 

Kanine Krunchies

All: Kanine Krunchies can‘t be beat;

They make each meal a special treat.

Happy dogs are those who eat nutritious Kanine Krunchies.

Kanine Krunchies all contain selected meat and wholesome grain.

Small Chihuahua or Great Dane, all dogs love Kanine Krunchies.

So do what all the smart dogs do and you‘ll feel great the whole day through.

You can be a champion too if you eat Kanine Krunchies.

Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf,.... Delicious Kanine Krunchies

Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf,.... Delicious Kanine.......

Cruella: Aaarrrggh!!!


Cruella DeVil

Roger: Cruella DeVil
Cruella DeVil

If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella DeVil

All: The curl of her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
Had better beware
She's like a spider waiting
For the kill
Look out for Cruella DeVil

At first you think
Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn
Away the shock
You come to realize
You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock!

This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world was such
A wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella DeVil Oh Yeah!

Cruella's Scheme

Cruella: Just think how easy it will be

To bring those puppies straight to me

To nab them all we've got the key

Delicious Kanine Krunchies

Grown ups will go out and then

We'll dress up like delivery men

And tempt them with a bag or ten....

Of Delicious Kanine Krunchies

Delicious Kanine Krunchies

All: La, la, la, La, la, la, La, la, la, La, la, la, La, la, la,

Delicious Kanine Krunchies, Kanine Krunchies

Kanine Krunchies, Kanine Krunchies, Kanine Krunchies

Kanine Krunchies Reprise

Horace and Jasper: Kanine Krunchies can‘t be beat;

They make each meal a special treat.

Happy dogs are those who eat nutritious Kanine Krunchies.

So do what all the smart dogs do and you‘ll feel great the whole day through.

You can be a champion too....



The Fur Vault

Cruella took the puppies to her fur vault

And locked them all up without a key

No food or light no help in sight

Just how completely awful can a person be?

Cruella DeVil, Cruella DeVil

If she doesn’t scare you no evil thing will

If you do not believe that looks can kill!

You don’t know Cruella DeVil


The Twilight Bark

Boxers: An all dog alert! An all dog alert!

Has someone been captured?

Has someone been hurt?

Perdita's pups were carried off

I Say! Get word to the Scotties right away

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Scotties: A dog SOS! A dog SOS!

What happened? What happened?

You never will guess!

Perdita's wee one carried off! B' Gosh!

We'd better tell the poodles!

Come on, Pish-tosh!

Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf!

Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf! Gnaf!

Poodles: We'd better get zee word to zee Chihuahuas

Perhaps Chihuahuas know just what to do!

We'll call zem right away;

Zair's no time to delay.

Together we will try to get zee message through!

Guau! Guau! Guau! Guau! Guau! Guau!

Guau! Guau! Guau! Guau! Guau! Guau!

Chihuahuas: Spot! Muchos spots!

On los puppies there were lots.

Muchas gracias! Perdita's pups are found!

All: Pups, in a truck,

Chihuahuas: Ay Chihuahuas! We're in luck!

And it's time to get this rescue of the ground.

All: Where did they go? To Cruella's Vault.

Oh, no! Could she be the one behind

this evil plan? Pups! Never fear,

for your help is drawing near,

and if anyone can rescue you, the dogs of London can!

Cruella DeVil, Cruella DeVil,

We've all got to stop her and stop her we will!

Cruella's never gonna get her way!

The dogs will save the day!  

My Beautiful Coat

Cruella: My beautiful coat, my beautiful coat,

imagining gives me a lump in my throat.

A spotted fur sensation I will be:

Horace and Jasper: Cruella, Cruella.

Cruella: My mittens will warm

with warmth that's unmatched

Horace and Jasper: made out of the skins

of the puppies we've snatched.

Cruella: No toaster will be toastier than me:

All: Cruella, Cruella.

Puppies: Cruella wants to turn us into mufflers!

How horrible can someone really be?

Sgt Tibbs: Please take it from this cat,

no time to sit and chat. To save your

skins please shake a leg and follow me!

Cruella: My beautiful coat of black and white fur!

Horace and Jasper: She'll walk down the street;

they'll shout, “Hey! Look at her!”

Cruella: The fluffy cuffs will add a special Thrill!

It's spots for Cruella,

Horace and Jasper: It's spots for Cruella!

Cruella: It's spots for Cruella DeVil!

Horace and Jasper: Cruella DeVil! Cruella DeVil!

All: Spots for Cruella DeVil!

The Chase

Puppies: Mean Cruella! You'll never take us away!

Mean Cruella! You'll learn that crime doesn't pay

Mean Cruella! You'll learn that evil can hurt!

Cruella: Ow!!!

Puppies: Here's your just desert! Gotcha!


Dalmatian Plantation & Finale

We'll have a Dalmatian Plantation,

a rambling old place with a view.

The peace and the quiet will identify it

as our little dream that's come true.

Imagine that rustic location;

The station seems truly sublime.

And at my vocation, I'll feel inspiration

with no obligation to time.

We'll snuggle close in the evening

in the glow of the burning logs,

and all night long we'll hear the song

of crickets and frogs.

And dogs! And dogs! And dogs!

And dogs! And dogs! And dogs!

We'll have a Dalmatian Plantation

where our population can roam.

In this new location, our whole aggregation

will love our Plantation home:

Dalmatian Plantation home!

And so we'll have a Dalmatian Plantation

where our population can roam.

And this new location,

our whole aggregation will love our

Plantation home. Dalmatian Plantation home!

Now we'll end with lots of love and laughter.

Everyone lives happy ever after.

Take a bow and a shout to the rafter.

We hope you had fun, but now we are done,

a 101 Dalmatians! Dalmatians! Dalmatians!  






Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Auditions!

Auditions start today (Aug 23) from 4:00 to 6:00 and next wed Aug 30. Come anytime one of those days. Please make sure you get your picture taken (we use these when casting), talk with Karma, get measured for costumes, sing and dance! Here are the lines for auditions. See you soon! 

Tamatoa, Left Claw, Right Claw, Moana

Tamatoa: Oo-hoo-hoo, what have we here?

Left Claw: It's a sparkly....

Right Claw: Shiny.....

Tamatoa: Wait a minute! Eww, it's a human! What are you doing down here? In the Realm of Monsters?

Moana: (improvising) I just had to see you for myself.

Claws: Because you have a death wish?

Moana: Uh...no. We mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legend...and I need to know how you... became so... crab...ulous...?

Tamatoa: Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are...I will gladly do so! In song form!

Moana, Maui

Moana: Maui? Anyone here? Everything looks so deserted. I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat, sail across the sea, and restore the Heart of Te Fiti. You will board my boat.

Maui: Hey, nice boat. Mind if I take it for a little spin? Thanks.

Moana: Hey! That's mine! Wait... Are you Maui? Shape-shifter? Demigod of the wind and sea? I, am Moana of –

Maui: Hero of men.

Moana: What?

Maui: Maui, shape-shifter, demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men--

Moana: Uh, I am Mo--

Maui: Sorry, sorry. Men and women. Maui is a hero to all. I interrupted. From the top...

Moana, Hei Hei, Pua, Gramma Tala

Moana: Pua! Hei Hei!

Hei Hei: Hey-hey-hey, Moana! (Pua looks worried)

Moana: What's wrong?

Pua: It's the coconuts. They're black.

Moana: Black? I've never seen that before. (Gramma enters)

Hei Hei: Hey-hey-hey, Moana! Have you ever seen a purple coconut?

Moana and Pua: No, Hei Hei.

Gramma Tala: I know why the coconuts are black.

Moana: Gramma Tala!

Pua, Hei Hei: Tell us! Please.

Gramma Tala: You three haven't been listening to my stories.

Hei Hei: No offense Gramma Tala, but your stories are really boring--

Pua: Hei Hei!

Hei Hei: I mean...confusing.

Gramma Tala: Te Ka's poison has finally reached Motunui. Te Ka won't stop until every island, every single one of us, is devoured by the blood-thirsty jaws of inescapable death!!

Chief Tui, Moana, Sina

Moana: Dad, what if the answers to Motonui's problems are out there?

Chief Tui: Moana, you are the future of our people. And they are not out in the ocean. They're right here.

Sina: One day soon, they'll all depend on you.

Chief Tui: It's time to be who they need you to be.

Moana: (realizing) I need to be who they need me to be.


Perdita, Pongo

Perdita: Cruella! Cruella De Vil has stolen our puppies! Oh, Pongo, do you think our pets will ever find them?

Pongo: I don't know, Perdita.

Perdita: We can't let down our puppies. Surely there must be a way to save them!

Pongo: Well, yes. There's the Twilight Bark.

Perdita: The Twilight Bark? But, dear, that's only a gossip chain.

Pongo: Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know.

Perdita: All right, dear. Let's try it. There's no time to lose!

Narrators, Cruella, Horace & Jasper

Narrator 1: So life went on at Roger and Anita's house, and everyone was happy.

Narrator 2: They thought they seen the last of their mean and awful neighbor.

Narrator 3: But what they didn't know was that she was busy making plans...

Narrator 4: Evil plans.... with her two evil henchmen, Horace and Jasper.

Cruella: What do you mean we've run out of fur! We can't have run out of fur! My pattern calls for a muff and boots! I want my matching muff and boots!

Horace: Blimey, Cruella! We've bought up every Dalmatian puppy in all of London!

Jasper: And there are no more for sale in a hundred miles of here!

Cruella: (Laughing wickedly) Who said anything about a sale? My muff and boots are living right next door...

Horace: But I thought that artsy couple with all the dogs was living next door.

Cruella: Exactly, nincompoops!

Anita, Roger, Cruella

Anita: Oh, I'm afraid we can't give them up. Poor Perdita and Pongo would be heartbroken!

Cruella: Anita, don't be ridiculous. You can't possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves. Here's a hundred for the lot.

Roger: (indignant) Cruella, we're not selling the puppies.

Cruella: Oh, surely, you must be joking. Two hundred!

Roger: No, no, no. I—I—I mean it.

Cruella: All right, you've forced my hand. Three zillion pounds. And that's my final offer!

Roger: I'm sorry Cruella. We are not selling a single one.


Puppies

Penny: What's going on? Were are we?

Dot: Cruella's fur vault.

Spot: They brought us here.

Pepper: Gee, what do you suppose she could want with all of us?

Cruella: (off stage) Watch where you're going, you nincompoops!

Penny: Looks like we're about to find out!

Patch: Quick, hide!


Friday, August 18, 2023

Pronunciation Guide for Moana

Get a head start on the Oceanic Language.  


 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3kP48eANVkCq4O64Xlo7FGfIixl9CuWN

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Registration

 I hope you all got into the class you wanted. I know they are still working on lists. I don't know yet who got in or didn't. If you are on the wait list be patient we will try to get as many of you in as possible. 

I am so sorry my phone is super messed up. If you want to email me with a concern please feel free to granmac57@gmail.com.