The Unbirthday Song

Statistics prove that you've
One birthday
One birthday every year
But there are 364 unbirthdays
That is why we are all gathered here today.

A very merry
Unbirthday to you, 
March Hare: To Who? 
To you,
March Hare: To Me?
 A very merry
Unbirthday to you, 
Queen: To Who? 
To you, 
Queen: To Me?
It's great to
Drink to someone,
And I guess that
You will do,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you!

A very merry unbirthday to us,
To us, 
A very merry unbirthday to us
To us 
If there are no objections to it,
Be unanimous, 
A very merry unbirthday
To us!
Alice: I'm sure that some of our invited guests must be celebrating an Unbirthday today. How many of YOU are having an UnBirthday Today?
Mad Hatter: Let's all sing to them!
A very merry unbirthday to all
To all
A very merry unbirthday to all
To all
Let's have a celebration, 
Hire a band and rent a hall,
A very merry unbirthday,
A very merry unbirthday, 
A very merry unbirthday
To all
HEY!